A conversation yesterday between a MOTHER (late-30s) and DAUGHTER (8) in the line-up at Save On Foods.
DAUGHTER: Mommy, is there going to be a world war?
MOTHER: [Looking at her phone.] Where?
DAUGHTER: The Russians.
MOTHER: No, it will be restricted.
DAUGHTER: So not everyone can go?
MOTHER: It won't be a World War.
The MOTHER takes a call. After a moment of silence, she asks to "have it texted."
DAUGHTER: [In French.] Are we still going to visit Aunt Léa in the summer?
MOTHER: [Looking at her phone.] Mommy and Aunt Léa aren't getting along very well right now.
DAUGHTER: Is Aunt Léa on the Russians' side?
MOTHER: Huh?
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