Sunday, March 12, 2023

I'm Sorry, I Can't Be Any More Specific Than This


Conspiracy theories are presented in the same way as any other theory that isn't an opinion. The benefit of a theory is that it can turn opinions into arguments. But times have changed. A value has been placed on the persuasiveness of opinions. Having your way without trying too hard is its own reward.

Diffidence is a kite-shaped emoticon with a tail of HA HA HAs. The neighbourhood park is looking like a platform. The park was the closing stretch of my afternoon walk, until parents stopped playing with their toddlers to stare at the creepy dandy. It is convenient to agree with those who have children in common.

Research begins with a question: Is a D-Day-style gesture necessary to keep those with money online? A yes from Sales. What if we created a condition ...? and someone wrote on the board, PANDEMIC. Who and Where? and CHINA was chosen. We need an epicentre, and someone wrote WET MARKET.

A contact was contracted, a contact who had a contact, and another who had access to a lab and a sound stage where the evidence was filmed and released darkly. The tape, as it will be known, begins with myself walking through a park. Kids are playing, their parents and grandparents making movies with their phones.

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