When a reporter has to "translate" what another reporter reported:
19 Stanley Park bus
She threw a chair from a tower!
People could have died.
That's what people do -- they die!
Cedar Cottage Pub
I think she's innocent.
She's not! She threw a chair--
Yeah, but no one got hurt!
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
She has to live with her mother now.
Ha! Serves her right!
Her poor mom.
Who do you think taught her chair-throwing!