Friday, July 1, 2022

Pivot Noir


Given the ongoing shortage of restaurant serving staff, the City of Vancouver is now allowing businesses to adapt their previously approved curb side patios to other purposes. On such restaurant is now offering burials. The catch is that these burial plots, like the time limits placed on diners, are temporary, as one brother and sister found out recently when they showed up with their mother's corpse. "I have a seven p.m. interment available," the siblings were told by the maître'd, "but I'll need the grave back for nine."

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