Public Announcement

It is with mixed feelings

that I announce a cure for Life:

Heartbreak

Postscript:

My apologies to those I confused, upset, offended. 

The post above was not intended as a "personal confession," only what I came up with after I was asked (under duress) to design a grief-themed t-shirt to be worn in the name of "public art." I'd thought about adding the commission as context, but wanted to see how the sentiment would be received on its own. The commissioning body was initially taken with the sentiment and its design; however, upon review, found it "too ambiguous" to serve its purposes. The body expected a degree of ambiguity, but not to the "degree" I was said to have "taken it."

Again, my apologies.