Is Kassel Burning?

If you are not doing anything and you think you see smoke coming out of Kassel, Germany's Fredericianum tower, call this number +49 561 78840. A message will be relayed to an embedded professional. He or she will get up, check for fire, sit back down and write a brief report, noting the time of the call, the condition of the tower and the absence of anything resembling a flame.

For those interested in a transcript of these calls, Kenneth Goldsmith is under consideration as an author of the book version, to be published sometime after September 17th. Proceeds will go towards off-setting the smoke's mounting costs.