"Live and Let Die" (1973)

A Rexall Centre communications assistant recently revealed to Websit news of a highly co-ordinated attack by insurgents at a November 28, 2012 Paul McCartney concert in Edmonton.

According to corroborating sources, a group made up of former members of the Music Business were placed in the audience and instructed to toss Molotov cocktails at McCartney upon hearing the word “die” -- after which McCartney's monitor crew responded with rocket fire.

When asked why authorities failed to notify the public of the attack, the communications assistant said that the Edmonton Police Service had issued a lengthy statement to the media, “but no one cared to read it.”